INGREDIENTS

CAKE:

• 1 1/2 wild friends
• 6 oz. honest friend
• 1 1/2 c. old friend
• 2 tsp. sister-in-law
• 2 tsp. work friend
• 4 funny friends
• 2 1/4 c. sisters
• 1 c. my man

Topping:

• 2 cases of beer
• 4 bottles of vodka
• 1 jar of olives
• 1 box of wine
• 1 bottle of tequila
• 2 tsp. salt
• A good serving of music (keep dancing until it feels right)
• Snacks – lots of snacks.

• STEP 1 Have someone clean your house; it’s your birthday.
• STEP 2 Make Cake: Put the word out that a shindig is happening and tell everyone to bring their dancing shoes.
• STEP 3 Take a shower, get the music going, look in the mirror and tell yourself that you are like a fine wine, only better with age.
• STEP 4 Mix all cake ingredients together (with introductions as needed).
• STEP 5 Offer toppings and increase music volume to high; sift through 3 to 4 songs until loose, and you see the cake looks ready.
• STEP 6 Dance, laugh, hug, laugh, cry, laugh, dance; repeat until you drop.