Perfect Birthday Cake
INGREDIENTS
CAKE:
- 1 1/2 wild friends
- 6 oz. honest friend
- 1 1/2 c. old friend
- 2 tsp. sister-in-law
- 2 tsp. work friend
- 4 funny friends
- 2 1/4 c. sisters
- 1 c. my man
Topping:
- 2 cases of beer
- 4 bottles of vodka
- 1 jar of olives
- 1 box of wine
- 1 bottle of tequila
- 2 tsp. salt
- A good serving of music (keep dancing until it feels right)
- Snacks – lots of snacks.
- STEP 1 Have someone clean your house; it’s your birthday.
- STEP 2 Make Cake: Put the word out that a shindig is happening and tell everyone to bring their dancing shoes.
- STEP 3 Take a shower, get the music going, look in the mirror and tell yourself that you are like a fine wine, only better with age.
- STEP 4 Mix all cake ingredients together (with introductions as needed).
- STEP 5 Offer toppings and increase music volume to high; sift through 3 to 4 songs until loose, and you see the cake looks ready.
- STEP 6 Dance, laugh, hug, laugh, cry, laugh, dance; repeat until you drop.
Written for Bloganguary prompt 28: Describe your perfect birthday cake.
7 responses to “I don’t like cake.”
Very creative! 😊
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Nice one! 😉
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Love this! A great take on the prompt today!
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Thank you!! 😊
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