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I don’t like cake.

Perfect Birthday Cake

INGREDIENTS
CAKE:
  • 1 1/2 wild friends
  • 6 oz. honest friend
  • 1 1/2 c. old friend
  • 2 tsp. sister-in-law
  • 2 tsp. work friend
  • 4 funny friends
  • 2 1/4 c. sisters
  • 1 c. my man
Topping:
  • 2 cases of beer
  • 4 bottles of vodka
  • 1 jar of olives
  • 1 box of wine
  • 1 bottle of tequila
  • 2 tsp. salt
  • A good serving of music (keep dancing until it feels right)
  • Snacks – lots of snacks.
  • STEP 1 Have someone clean your house; it’s your birthday.
  • STEP 2 Make Cake: Put the word out that a shindig is happening and tell everyone to bring their dancing shoes.
  • STEP 3 Take a shower, get the music going, look in the mirror and tell yourself that you are like a fine wine, only better with age.
  • STEP 4 Mix all cake ingredients together (with introductions as needed).
  • STEP 5 Offer toppings and increase music volume to high; sift through 3 to 4 songs until loose, and you see the cake looks ready.
  • STEP 6 Dance, laugh, hug, laugh, cry, laugh, dance; repeat until you drop.

Written for Bloganguary prompt 28: Describe your perfect birthday cake.

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